Worst Online Dating Pick Up Lines: The Best of the Worst

You really have to wade through a lot of crap while online dating; for every good guy/message you receive you really get 30 or 40 terrible ones! Here are some of the 'best of the worst' introduction emails and statements I have gotten from guys just in the past few days...

Plenty of Fish:

THIRD RUNNER UP:
MESSAGE: Hi [Mags],
this cute young doctor and his gorgeous physiotherapist girlfriend are taken by your elegant beauty, invitine smile, and sense of style.
We'd love to send pics if your curiosity is piqued at all - we're an attractive couple! =)
How was your day?
K + S 


I probably get an email a week asking me to join a threesome; I wonder if I give off that threesome vibe or something...
The sad thing is that the people who are looking for a threesome actually send some of the nicest sweetest emails. So maybe my interest is peaked a little... kidding... i think... ask me again in a few months when the desperation kicks in...

SECOND RUNNER UP:
MESSAGE: Your profile, I swear I’m going to print it out and post it on my fridge for all my
friends to admire! Keep up the good work you adorable lil nerd :)

Here's the kicker... Plenty of Fish keeps track of all your correspondences, I received the EXACT SAME MESSAGE word for word from this guy on May 17th...
This actually happens a lot. Guys probably don't even realize that this happens; so, being the nice person that I am, I actually responded to him to inform him of his 'mistake'.
MY MESSAGE TO HIM: You emailed me this exact same message on May 17th ...FYI...Plenty of Fish keeps track of shit. A little originality goes along way, you know.

Hey, it may help him out in the future. I wonder if he has that pick up line memorized or if he copy and pastes it from his clipboard. Needless to say, he didn't message me back. Either way, you're welcome for the reality check Dude.  

FIRST RUNNER UP:
MESSAGE: Hey your hot ;) how much ;$
MY MESSAGE TO HIM: Way too fu$king much for you

THE WINNER:
MESSAGE: Hi Gorgeous,
Wow!!! Mind blowing!!! how come someone so gorgeous like had to come here. I mean guys around you have to be blind. I think God probably took years off to make his this masterpiece. Anyways,My name is [edited out, you're welcome douchebag] and I would like to get to know more about you and possibly ask you out on a date for that.Would be a pleasure to get to admire your beauty in real life sometime. Let me know of you would like to consider this as well if not.
Cheers

Ummm... I think I just vomited in my mouth a little bit. Ladies, no one is really falling for this are they?? Please tell me know. Another copy/paster but this guy must actually have no social skills - either that, or he only tries to get girls with the worst self-esteem and daddy issues on the planet.

ZOOSK

THIRD RUNNER UP: The over dozen message I received with just a phone number and two words "text me".

Idiots. Again, I ask myself who does this really work on?

SECOND RUNNER UP:
MESSAGE: Your eyes are totally blew me away! i'm going to try to bust out something original and tell you that i'd love to build a sand castle with you on Fiji : ) LOL. I’d love to chat - send me note if you do like to get to know me a little bit better Cheers PS, I was born in England and i have been in Toronto from past 5 years, Hoping good to hear from you :)

FIRST RUNNER UP:
MESSAGE: Hellpp

Ya Sweetie, I know - you need it, real bad. I feel I should inform the authorities for your own safety.


THE WINNER: 
MESSAGE: Hi [Mags} , i,m not i get msgs back on here it,s weird , if younwould like to chat i,ll leave my cell if like to text me , 4one 6 seven 3 eight 77 [rest of number edited out]


WHAT THE FU$K DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME???

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