Top 10 List: When Singledom turns into Spinsterhood!

So at some point as a single woman, you have to recognize that you may be single forever. It's a slow and ongoing process but I'm getting there day by day. And so, I have created a Top 10 List to help the transition from being a Single Lady to being a Spinster.

TOP 10 THINGS FOR WOMEN TO DO

WHEN TRANSITIONING FROM SINGLEDOM TO SPINSTERHOOD!

#10 As a Spinster one of the greatest dangers is slipping and falling in the bath tub and going unconscious.
Step 1 - Teach dog (or cat) to break into the bathroom
Step 2 - Teach dog (or cat) to stop licking the shower curtain long enough to raise the alarm

#9 In the event you run in to old highschool or post secondary acquaintances, have a back story about a fake successful boyfriend or fiance. It's just easier than saying your single.
My 'boyfriend' is named Gregory Dorkschlester. He is a dentist... in Afghanistan. I think he's going to propose this Christmas!

#8 Buy the entire MacGuyver series. My fave episode is when MacGuyver hits his head and goes back in time to the renaissance era, and he has to MacGuyver his way out of death and go head to head with Merlin. Also... you learn his first name. SPOILER ALERT... It's Angus!

#7 Dressing up your pet and taking pictures of him is a perfectly acceptable way to pass the time...

#6 Reorganize you closet so all the sweatpants and hoodies are in the front, and easily accessible. Put all your 'fancy' 'sexy,' and 'going out' clothes in the back, or preferably in an off site storage unit. That way you will have more room for your pet costumes

#5 Try to book your doctor appointments on weekends so when people ask you to do something with all couples you can say you already have immovable plans. Bonus if you can book a pap test and then you can say got some action on the weekend

#4 Origami

#3 READ! LOTS! Some really great pieces of literature with strong female characters: A Doll's House, The Bell Jar, Hamlet and Hedda Gabbler

#2 When your friends tell you they are going to have a baby, Congratulate them while seizing up whether or not there could be enough resemblance for you to move to a different city and pass the baby off as your own. (Baby Savita, you're safe. Baby Arabella... I think you will really like Calgary)

#1 Make sure your cupboards are always stocked with comfort foods, like Cheetos. And vodka.

Hope that helps!
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